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Saturday, August 5th, 2006
9:30 am	BOW CHICA WOW WOW!!!! YEAP... i'm in LONDON!(for the 3rd year in a row)..everything is just soo new! and exciting!... jk, i feel like a native and sometimes i aond like one too ... but i leave in aboot an hour for Venice!!! ...I need to go find a jar... i've been tricking my dad to buy me alcoholic leemoonade/oranjeguce in the mornings, but it doesnt do much.. weellll, that is all, lili smells, g'day. Current Mood: go soil yourself Current Music: Ipsos MORI! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
6:51 pm	IM UPDATING. . . . ...... This is what my vacation will be like... MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Funnel Cake... I got an extreme makeover and look like this now!!!-> :) LOOK!!! LIZA WENT SWIMMING! and she's about to kill a giant squid... THIS is my hero... I HATE MY COMPUTER!!!! THIS IS WHY I NEVER GO ONLINE!! GOING INSANE!!!!&*&*^@#%$#%~%&^%*(" I think im going to kill someone.. where's my japanese bananana?!!! Current Mood: queer Current Music: suprizingly sophisticated (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
12:24 am	Do you have a Japanese Banana?... that is what I want to know... FRANCECECECECECESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If your plaine didn't crash then I think you should stop eating the children, because their spirits then come to my house and haunt the bathrooms which makes it hard to pee becauseI have trouble going when there are little deadchildren watching me. Also, It might please you to know that you already have something coming in the mail FOR YOU!... can you guess what it is? I can't... no idea... what so ever... it is not alive or dead or a cinabon from cinaland where the cinas live... or is it? Yabba Dabba Do??? ..............................SEPTEMBER 1ST............................!!!!! ................................BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!....................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND all the seeds died a horrible death, the END. ciou!!!!! bye!!!! ta ta!!!!! toodaloo!!!!! scianara?!!!! aloha!!!! meow WOOF WOOF!!! Current Mood: drained Current Music: scilence... my phone just giggled (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 15th, 2006
12:44 pm	Ahh... the good ol' days This made me smile ... The Golden Days... Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps. The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" Wait. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren & Stimpy. Double Dare. Rocko's Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild & Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of all that. Kenan & Kel. Weinerville!!!! (how could you forget this?!!?) doug. magic school bus. flash forward. pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. pinky and the brain. blossom. hangin with mr.copper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy. kablamm. Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear under the unbrella tree the busy world of richard scary the adventures of winnie the pooh Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. POGS When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'. It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever. When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day. When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction. When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up. When stress was addition and subtraction. When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP When shaving cream was just meant for play. When a first kiss only lead to cooties. When valentines day meant cards for all. When birthdays were a class event. When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. who would have thought youd miss the 80's and 90's so much Current Mood: pocket protecter!!!?///! Current Music: !!!ZombieibmoZ!!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
10:03 pm	B A M ! ! ! ...(no, im not religious)... The Angel's wings have been broken. She was cast down from the heavens for exposing the truth. Angel befriended one in pain, the angel Pariel. The love blossomed between the Angel and God. God loved the Angel so, but she would not bow down to him. No enticements, no gifts, not anything could change her position. God loved her but grew tired of her refusal. Both God and the Angel being "Pure of Heart" could not say the truth to one another. Pariel was there for the Angel in the time of pain and frustration. Pariel encouraged the Angel to "save" herself from further harm from the holy relationship and upon the advice of her close friend; Angel made the decision and broke off the personal engagement between her and God. God wanted what the Angel could not give. Pariel could give what could not be given. The Angel was a liability for the angel Pariel, so in fear Pariel convinced God into expelling the wronged angel from Heaven. And so the by the word of God, the Angel was cast from Heaven. She fell to a barren earth. No life existed, no one existed. She was alone. The Angel sat there, time was of no value. She had been sitting in her void; she did not take notice of the change around her. To her, the earth was just as barren as when she fell. But in reality life has begun and has continued growing. The Angel laid in despair; the shadows of pain, guilt, anger haunted her. She needed someone, but no one came for her. The Liar, now Fallen, Pariel. It wasn't until a small, older woman with a weathered face and wrinkles of wisdom approached the Angel. "What is the matter young Angel?" "I am an Angel but not of young, why do you bother me with this pitiful question?" "As a woman in my age I would say you are in pain over a broken heart, not once, but twice." "I am. But what could an old woman do for an Angel who has been cast down from the Heavens?" "I can show you beyond the bounds of love, beyond the constricts time, I can show you Life. That is if you are ready to let go." "I cannot let go of the wroth of what has been upon me. The wrongs of the past cannot be changed, even as an Angel, I cannot fix time." "Those who regret shall never escape the shadows of the past. No person or Angel can. But, you can embrace it and enrich the life and beauty of it which it holds. All that is needed is the will to move on. This journey for you has been difficult but you are now not alone. Those who hath brought wroth down upon you will be paid back in retribution through fate. Need not worry, you will find solace someday within your heart. You need not another to make you whole. You were created whole, and that is the absolute truth." "Who are you?" "I am the who in which the name the Traveler. I have forgotten my name long ago, it matters not who I am but what I can do. Names, Labels, Genus, Species, we are all unnamed until it is given from someone who believes they are of higher power; when in reality they are but all the same as the one who they name. If you feel you are ready to move on, shed your broken wings of past and traverse with me, with new wings of the future. " Current Mood: LEMON! Current Music: Some GERMAN RAp Garth gave me... (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
7:16 pm	HU BUBBA BUB HUBBA BUBBA!!!!!!!!! HU? .... BUBBA! LICENSE!!!!! + CAR!!!! = YAY!!! IM DEAD!!!!!! Yes, it's sad... but true, I have my license, and will probly very soon crash and die..... haha, or maby not.... i've only had it for about 1 day and i've already broken every law ever created EVER!... tho..im probly lie-ing... and in other news: some scuba dude broke up with me on tuesday.. but told me he's still in love with me, what an idiot... anyways, thats about all for now... I must be off!!!!! Current Mood: cold Current Music: U2 (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
12:24 pm	IMMORTALIZE THE QUADRILATERAL!!! LET'S SEE... HELLOW! MY NEAM IS PATTY. I have not updated this piece of crap for quite a while, so im going to. HORRAY!!! YIPPITY SKIPPITY BOP! ... So I make my own LEE MOO NADE NOW!!! ALL I need are LEMONS!!! YES... THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN TYPING IN ALL CAPS, DON'T YOU AGREE?!?!! YES YOU DO. I almost have my license!!!!!! YAY!!!! and I need to get a new car, because lilili is going to take the bug... ANY SUGGESTIONS!?!! I think I might get a HUMMER... haha just kidding. NO! BAD! and... uhh.. I go out with Scuba Steeve!!! He's an idiot and one day soon im going to bite his dick off, but I love him... yep yep LOVE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! ...fuck I sound like I live in San Francisco, which means I would be gay... YAY! VERY HAPPY!!! .... MR. CACHOPO! CACHOOPO!!!! CACHOOOPO!!! that is all for now, im going running! Current Mood: drunk Current Music: MANU CHAO!!!!!!!!!!! = LOVE!!!!!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 4th, 2005
11:04 pm	Spencer and Addison just showed up! Lili's here!!! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Patty Newman Birthday: 11-01-88 Birthplace: Seattle Current Location: Ballard Eye Color: Greenish Hair Color: Blond Height: 5'7" Right Handed or Left Handed: Both Your Heritage: English, Irish, Scotish The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's Your Weakness: Lemonade!!!!! Your Fears: The dark, Little girls, Open gates... Your Perfect Pizza: FOOD! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get straight A's, Start making claymations, Learn how to play the bass guitar...ect... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hmm.................................... Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm only sleeping Your Best Physical Feature: right pinkey finger/scar Your Bedtime: Non existant Your Most Missed Memory: Dorthy... Pepsi or Coke: Coke MacDonalds or Burger King: No Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Crazy Chech Tea! Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Ice Ice Baby... both? Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!!! Do you Smoke: No. Do you Swear: Hell No.... Do you Sing: When alone Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: Probly Do you want to go to College: Most Deffinatly! Do you want to get Married: Depends... Do you belive in yourself: Fo SHo! Do you get Motion Sickness: No Do you think you are Attractive: Lili says "Of cource I am, im Patto"........ i disagree... Are you a Health Freak: Sure, whatever... Do you get along with your Parents: Dad=Yes!, Mom=No... Do you like Thunderstorms: WHo doesn't? Do you play an Instrument: I can play Harry Potter on the Piano, Banjo, Triangle... In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Possibly... I don't remember In the past month have you Smoked: Nope. In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not officially In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah... Suncoast In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not the entire box... In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I just was! In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not really In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Ever been Drunk: Yes Ever been called a Tease: Oh, please... Ever been Beaten up: NO Ever Shoplifted: When I was little I stole a flinstones toy How do you want to Die: I don't. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Crazy Artist What country would you most like to Visit: MACE In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue, multiple colors... Favourite Hair Color: Dirty Blonde/Brown/Dark Brown/Black/Red/Purple Short or Long Hair: Short/Long Height: Taller/shorter than me... Weight: Not Obese/Not Anorexic Best Clothing Style: Psyco Killer Gangsta Bitches... Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs are bad M'kay? Number of CD ? Number of Piercings: 2 Number of Tattoos: 5,897!!! Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Current Mood: cool Current Music: Pink Floyd (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 14th, 2005
11:07 pm	............................ yeah I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to take this class seriously and pick a real poet I might as well not come to class anymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods. Walt Whitman is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stop of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi river and freed the slaves. Walt Whitman believed that the only good china man was a dead china man so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them. Walt Whitman's might seem like a real cool guy but in reality he's a whiny ass pussy. His live journal, which he doesn't think anyone knows about, is full of whiny Goth poetry. His current mood is always "apathetic" and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of. Some people who pretended to be his friend so they could get access to his "friend's only" posts grabbed some of the poetry and made a book from them, and called it "ode to Faggotry". When they found out other Goth kids actually read it, they changed the name to "leaves of Grass" and it sold like Goth cakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesn't know they're selling his poems and making a fortune off him. They still don't invite him to any parties though, because no one likes him. Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumbass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman. Current Mood: LILI'S HERE!!! LILI'S HERE!!! Current Music: Sleater Kinney, One Beat (42 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
9:02 pm	How exciting is my life?.... My dad just gave me a long history lesson on the Newmans. Apparantly we arrived in America 2 years before the pilgrams, and we came to America to get rich, which we did very successfully. Our plantation was next to the 4th president of the united states, James Maddison. My Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, Grandfather was worth 16,577 pounds in tobacco, which today would be multi-millions... but then we lost it all because of the Civil war. Current Music: elbow, whisper grass (49 Comments |Comment on this)
3:37 pm	:( I MISS FRANCES! and she hasn't even left yet... Current Mood: empty... Current Music: The Cranberries, ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
12:24 am	Why am I me, and why not you? Why am I here, and why not there? When did time begin, and when does space end? Isn't life under the sun, just a dream? Current Mood: determined Current Music: everything is possible (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
12:39 am	Who ARe You? Current Mood: THUNDERCATS! Current Music: THUNDERTHUNDERTHUNDERTHUNDERCATS!!!!!! (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 1st, 2005
1:48 pm	Happy Birthday Moose! There is a wild mouse in my house. Current Mood: eye will catch it Current Music: poker game... (32 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
3:00 am	just walked home form Beths cafe "This country is just one great catastraphy from anarchy." Current Mood: zombie Current Music: the voices.................i; hear u (Comment on this)
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
9:18 pm	My Urine Smells Like Coffee Modern, Cool Nerd 52 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 34% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd. Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)! Congratulations! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Professional Wrestling Love & Sexuality America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 56% on nerdiness You scored higher than 83% on geekosity You scored higher than 53% on dork points Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid "BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE!!!" you have not seen nothing yet Once again Current Mood: lost in strangerville Current Music: HUH! ... HE! HA!, Oceania (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 4th, 2005
1:15 am	: O THE DEAD OF NIGHT IS ALIVE WITH THE DEAD. Current Mood: scared Current Music: tiny...... meow.... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
12:09 am	Gangsta Jehovah! ( The Random Question Meme! ) Current Mood: hungry Current Music: Einsturzende Neubauten (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 28th, 2005
3:20 am	confused a little........... i just saw an iron fly through space at lightspeed then everything got all swirly. this is no joke. Current Mood: iiiiintergalactic gangster Current Music: hahahahahahahahahaHAHAhahaHAhahaHahAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 26th, 2005
10:18 am	if you ever eat broccoli. im in a run down appartment somewhere in the middle east, it kinda looks like patsya house, my aunt saundra, my mom, claire, and a guy in a bright orange coat are there, i forgot what we were talking about, but everything was normal, so i decided to take a shower... there is a tv screen in the shower and on it you can see yourself from your shoulders up in the shower, so i started singing bohemian rhapsody and dancing, it was very exciting, then strobe lights went on and dry ice started to come out of the drain, this went on for quite some time... then i was rudly interupted by melissa who wanted to take a shower as well, there were no towels so i hid behind a wicker basket, melissa kept trying to barge through the door(which was really just a piece of red cloth), but i had a super long arm and kept stopping her, then sparkels fell from the ceiling and i was dressed! I went back to the living room where everyone elce was and they were all freaking out because my mom saw a suspicious looking man across the street, i wanted to see, so i started to walk up to the window, aunt saundra tackled me before i could,and the man in orange said "he has a gun" dun dun DUUUUUU! claire hid under the orange coat with the man. we hear Sirens from the distance.. its the police, the suspicious gun man takes off running down a long dirt feild on the side of the house, then the police get here and start questioning everybody, but i think thats borring, so i slip out the side door and get caught in a cross fire between the police and the fugitives but im unfazed and just keep walking, there are trees on the other side of the dirt feild. i want to get there, but i am stopped by a wall of bullets, more and more bad guys appear each seccond that passes, i still just want the trees, the bullet wall spreads out, so i start to manouver my way through it, all the bullets are hitting the ground around me, dirt is flying in my face, i get shot in the leg and fall down, then mountains of dirt appear, the police and fugitives take off running down the long feild, im all alone traped under a dirt mountain with a bullet in my leg... lili shows up and pulls me out, she askes me if i want to go shoppin at the local market at the other end of the dirt feild, i tell her i got shot, and then we go to the market.. we shop for a while while a war breaks out,and then i wake up at 6, then i fall back asleep, and im with lili and some of her friends at one of their houses, we are all drunk and are watching a movie about a guy that murders people with a chainsaw, i think its called Jason, but i have never seen it(in reality)... anyways in my version he chops them all up into little bits and eithor microwaves them and eats them, or makes art out of the little pieces and has his own gallerie... then i think i see him point at me, but im drunk so i just get scared and pass out. When i wake up i think im still asleep, because im with my family outside a nice big house that resembles mine, there is confettie falling from the sky and reporters and photographers are everywhere, i look up and there is a big banner that reads "Reality TV blaofjjhgem kkhn" i cant read it all, because the sun is shining on it.. then we are instructed to go inside, i still have no clue whats going on, then i look at my dad and he smiles so i feel ok, once we get inside they lock the door, we go to the living room, everything is red, we sit down on the coutch and wait for an instructional video to come on... once the tv turns on we see a huge helicopter lower barbed wire around the entire house that we are inside, everyone cheers, a man comes on the screen he smiles and says "now there is no escape" in a voice that kind of kreeps me out... then they pan on the croud, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! how come i didnt notice this earlier, they all have Jason t-shirts on and and are chanting his name waving their well-crafted cardboard chainsaw cutouts above their heads, all of a sudden the power goes off, and i hear what sounds like a chainsaw starting up, then running.. melissa screams and runs out of the living room, then she screams once more, this time as loud as she can, that is the last we ever hear of her... the sound of someone you love getting their head sawed off, not very pleasant... the power comes back on just long enough for the anouncer-guy to tell us to run out the left door, and the door moose ran through is sealed by a big steel door that came from above, so we run,(if i explained everything that happened in this house this journal entrie would be 3 times as long, so near the end of all the scareness.>) lili and i get separated from our dad in the darkness, we crawl up a big staircase to the attic, she decides to hide in one of the hope chests, i dont want to leave her there, but i dont want to stay, so i leave and find a tiny crawl space that leads me to a giant room filled with baloons, i look down and see giant metal spiders crawling up the walls and popping the baloons, but they have cameras attached to them, so i quickly scoot back in my crawl space, then Liza shows up, "liza what are you doing here!?" i say, she wanted me to apologize for last night, now im confused CHINO the rest is filled with death, destruction, dissapointment, pointlesness, sex, and hot guys, so no need to go on... now i must take a real shower! Current Mood: confused Current Music: elbow (9 Comments |Comment on this)